Also, one of my ... numerous submissions to the gamebook death blog I wrote about most recently here has finally washed up online and so what a happy coincidence I have something new to share with this brief wave of new audience.
I managed to locate the author, Caelan Griffiths, and press him for some remarks.
"Wow Rowan, never thought I'd ever hear from some one about that little zine... I am indeed the author, and feel free to share it within the bounds of a creative commons license - no commercial uses.So without any further ado, please allow me to demonstrate...
Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported
Interesting to see some one interested in Choose Your Own Adventures. I loved climbing a tree in the local park as a kid and reading."
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You are an astronaut. This is your first mission. Seven years of arduous training in Cape Canaveral, Houston, and West Point. Finally you are in the pilot seat, ready to blast into space.10... It's the countdown... 9... 8... 7... farewell Earth... 6... 5... Ignition of the Engines... 4... 3... you can feel the roar of hydrogen combusting below... 2... 1... Lift Off!
Now the controls are yours, from your experience in training you remember one button on the console will eject the fuel nacelles. Is it the Green button or this shiny Red one?
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- 3.
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You seal the lab's airlock door, and press the explosives detonator button. The ship bucks violently as the lab explodes away from the main part of the shuttle. You watch as the force kicks the lab backwards, the ship miniaturizes instantaneously. You observe, horrified, that it seems that the ship itself has been pushed free of the black hole's grip. The gamble has failed: you've blasted the lab in the wrong direction.
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- 4.
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Your mind awakens, but your body does not respond. The scientists are all around you, crowding in your face and poking and pressing you. Behind their heads a dark red dusk glows, you can see debris and filth everywhere. You assume since they were all asleep through the hole that they've escaped the comatose state that you presently experience. Perhaps it is the affliction that they suffered in reverse, you were awake then and paralysed now, for them vice versa. They disappear from your sight momentarily, yet you can still hear them speak. Dr. Manniocelli suggests they give you a proper burial: no one disagrees. They argue briefly on which salvaged tools to use and they begin excavation.
They lift your body into the deep hole, you attempt to struggle but there is no response from your linbs.
They fill the hole. You are buried alive.
Hours later the science team attempts to sleep. They awaken hearing a strange noise... scratching, scratching. A low reverberation in the ground where they had just buried you!
- Au Complet
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- 5.
- 6.
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The first "day", as it could be described, is hectic for you. You manoeuvre through asteroid fields, planet atmospheres, gas clouds and comet paths. The harrowing twenty-hour day ends as Dave Thomas, who doubles as co-pilot, replaces you at the helm. (He has had a 7-hour nap.) Gratefully, you hit the astronaut's sack, a tube of material that has straps and clips to anchor you when you sleep in zero gravity. Quickly sleep sets in... you dream very little. (Mostly of the fact that joysticks are inherently phallic, which corresponds with the modern phallocentric character of technology. However, in a vagina-friendly universe, there would be joycaves, which would be operated much more sensitively.)
- 7.
Abruptly the alarm ceases its wailing tirade; strangely none of the other crewmembers have come to investigate.
The control panels indicates that you should be in the middle of a star! The sensors read an intensity of light that should be accompanied by the intense heat of a sun, yet through the porthold you see only brilliant white light, no crackling bubbly heat.
You bounce through the doorway in the science lab to report the phenomenon to the science team. Dr. Neusent is holding a test tube of space dust to his eye silently and Dr. Mannocelli is gazing intently into a microscope. You observe Dr. Netanyafat at his telescope station and Dr. Cannes grasping a catheter tube. All are silent. In fact the whole lab is strangely quiet. Only the beeps and hum of equipment can be heard.
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You tap Dr. Neusent on the shoulder. He remains fixed in poosition as his body itself slowly drifts away from you. You realise that none of the doctors are responsive: they are immobile. Dave Thomas wasn't sleeping, and neither are the science crew. They are mesmerized, hypnotized somehow! They are caught in a catatonic state that you had missed in your sleep.With amazing speed you strap all the crewmembers into their stations. The adrenaline flows trhough your body as you flip into the cockpit. The light is gone from outside and now there is a deeper forboding darkness. Frantically your mind somersaults to draw a conclusion. Faintly you can remember a long-ago training scenario: the Black hole Exercise...
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- 9.
- Fin.
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- 10.
- 11.
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Behind you, you can hear Dr. Philip Cannes, a famous physiologist and medical doctor, inventor of the Cannes process, as he vomits into the small, clear plastic bag designed for precisely that purpose. Had you turned around you would've seen him tie it off with a small piece of plastic, place it into a small venting compartment and press the yellow touch pad that releases the jetsam into space. (Yet another small token of welcome to any sentient alien race wishing to make contact with our species.)
- 12.
- Do you venture to the right of the Beta/Gamma Centauri System? Choose 5.
- Do you wish to explore the regions of space near the Antares Star Clump? Choose 19.
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- 18.
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Your ship's engines roar as you attempt to reverse the pull of the black hole. The engines burn hotter and hotter, still nothing is happening. The temperature gauge on the control panel is in the danger zone. You will not pull out in time.
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- 19.
- Wanna attempt to jettison the lab as a lifeboat? Go to 3.
- Or put the gearshift into reverse? Go to 18.
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The ship turns left, its nose dipping ever so slightly, the Antares System in full view. It is a shining and nebulous system full of colour and sparkle. But suddenly the image of this shining world distorts, bending and wobbling like the melting film in an overheating film projector. The ship shudders and shakes as the speedometer needle breaks at the maximum. There is no sign of the scientists yet, could they all be asleep? The ship hurtles forward violently and in the porthole you can see a huge black spot eclipsing the image of Antares: a black hole!
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- 20.
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The journey through the black hole is blurred and then black in your mind: you must have lost consciousness. You awaken, sore, lying in a windowless, rectangular room. The room is wallpapered with a curious yellow pattern, undulating and ugly. Your muscles are sore, you cannot force yourself to your feet. Or is that what the voice of Dr. Neusent said in your head? Yup, in fact all the scientists are holding a conference in your mind, even the onboard computer beeps occasionally. They cannot decide, they argue incessantly. You push onto your hands and knees. Slowly with one shoulder on the wall to support you, you crawl along the floor following the pattern with your eyes to block the rise and fall of voices within your cranium.
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- 21.
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The black hole shrinks you to a singularity. Beyond this point the mass grows again, reality re-builds itself in reciprocal. For the religious this could be called Hell. You are re-formed onto a shuttle like the one you piloted previously. You guide this ship safely to reciprocal Earth.You mingle with friends you thought you'd never see again. Your life continues in earnest, the voyage earns much publicity, so you write a book: everything seems fine, life is prosperous and happy. Your rationality is regarded very highly, you speak on daytime television in place of "Bible Times Daily."
However, friends and acquaintances seem different, people who were gentle and kind on the other side are prone to cruel and violent outbusts, some share it with you in private tantrums, others publicly mock and berate strangers. You are never targeted.
Still the surpassing violence causes great unease in you, life is fearful and you suffer paranoiac tendencies...
You die alone, from old age, the last years mostly filled with terror.
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- 22.
- Are you religious? If yes go to 21. If no answer the next question.
- Are you afraid? If yes go to 20. If no answer the next question.
- Are you sleepy? If yes go to 4. If no answer the next question.
- Are you unhappy? If yes go to 23. If no answer the next question.
- Are you egalitarian? If yes go to 24.
- If no go to 26.
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You glance at your watch, tick, second, tock, two seconds... .... tick, the third second seems late... ... ... ... ... no fourth second. Time has slowed to infinite.
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- 23.
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You awaken, remembering unsettling dreams, you find yourself changed into a monstrous vermin. Pitifully helpless on your back you attempt to roll over, no success. You wave your multitude of spiny legs in the air wildly, but you can find no purchase in the space above you. So this is the life of a beetle! Indeed black holes can be literary experiences.
- The End
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- 24.
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- 26.
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You, the reader and main character, must have somehow outsmarted the author, me and escaped my story. But now you are stuck in reality. And because you were formerly a fictional character, like Cinderella, Go-bots or Samwise Gamgee, you have only a tenuous bearing on the workings of this reality. Good luck.
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Your former reality, the book, is ended, for I, the author, have ended it.
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